The more that I peruse some of the KC conservative rightwingretarded blogs, I’m struck by their insistence on placing Rudolph G as the ‘frontrunner’ of the Republican party–even outside of the fact that it’s clear his campaign is falling apart. I’ve tried to use 100% of my flawless logic skills to figure out why these people LOVE Rudy so much. Sadly, my narcolepsy acts up whenever I think of this dude too much in one sitting. Therefore, I only used about 3% of my brainpower to come up with the simplist, most appropriate solution (which coincidentally is about as much brainpower as most conservatives use on a daily basis) to this obsession with him: 9/11. Rudy has become the FACE, the EMBODIMENT, the HUMAN REPRESENTATION of September 11th.

You show me an uberconservative, right-wing, rural Republican–and I’ll show you someone who: 1) Has never been to New York City (much less the state) 2) Never heard of Rudolph until September 11th 2001. 3) Still believes IRAQ flew planes into the buildings. But since these people have been unable to process the shitty events of that day, they try and maintain the closest connection with the event as possible. Enter Rudolph. The blind support defies conventional logic and reason..he’s a mayor for sciences’s sake.

Maybe they look at him and see Jack Bauer.

 Terrorism includes the exploitation and promotion of fear, and some of you morons are still falling for this shit.

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