well i guess that settles that.
Here I am wasting all my time trying to weed thru the empty presidential candidate promises, half-truths, and misinformation to pick someone I could support—and it turns out the decision has already been made for me.
That’s right. Walker Texas Ranger has spoken. Now, I’m fully aware of how utterly ridiculous ‘President Huckabee’ sounds–but have you ever been kicked in the face? Let us never forget who really runs shit.
January 10th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Norrisium.
I heard no one made it out of that press conference alive.
Except hukabee.
Who was seen flying away on Norris’ back.
January 10th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
most people don’t know about Sir Norris’ flying powers and laser eyes. It took YEARS of daytime usa network syndication to hone such abilities. I read that mid-flight, he hovered over Guiliani and Romney’s campaign busses and set them ABLAZE with his laser eyes.