The more that I peruse some of the KC conservative rightwingretarded blogs, I’m struck by their insistence on placing Rudolph G as the ‘frontrunner’ of the Republican party–even outside of the fact that it’s clear his campaign is falling apart. I’ve tried to use 100% of my flawless logic skills to figure out why these people LOVE Rudy so much. Sadly, my narcolepsy acts up whenever I think of this dude too much in one sitting. Therefore, I only used about 3% of my brainpower to come up with the simplist, most appropriate solution (which coincidentally is about as much brainpower as most conservatives use on a daily basis) to this obsession with him: 9/11. Rudy has become the FACE, the EMBODIMENT, the HUMAN REPRESENTATION of September 11th.

You show me an uberconservative, right-wing, rural Republican–and I’ll show you someone who: 1) Has never been to New York City (much less the state) 2) Never heard of Rudolph until September 11th 2001. 3) Still believes IRAQ flew planes into the buildings. But since these people have been unable to process the shitty events of that day, they try and maintain the closest connection with the event as possible. Enter Rudolph. The blind support defies conventional logic and reason..he’s a mayor for sciences’s sake.

Maybe they look at him and see Jack Bauer.

 Terrorism includes the exploitation and promotion of fear, and some of you morons are still falling for this shit.

The term Bradley effect or Wilder effect refers to a phenomenon which has led to inaccurate voter opinion polls in some American political campaigns between a white candidate and a non-white candidate. Specifically, there have been instances in which statistically significant numbers of white voters tell pollsters in advance of an election that they are either genuinely undecided, or likely to vote for the non-white candidate, but those voters exhibit a different behavior when actually casting their ballots. White voters who said that they were undecided break in statistically large numbers toward the white candidate, and many of the white voters who said that they were likely to vote for the non-white candidate ultimately cast their ballot for the white candidate. This reluctance to give accurate polling answers has sometimes extended to post-election exit polls as well.

There is seriously nothing new under the sun. I have been telling people since last year that Obama will never garner the White suport necessary to gain the Democratic nomination. Not because of anything regarding policy or experience, but because of the giant Black elephant in the room that 70% of our population HATES talking about.

It’s extremely simple, so pay attention. Pollsters go out and conduct interviews and take voter samples in places like Whitebread, New Hampshire. Now Whitebread, NH has a minority population of .01% so inevitably anyone polled will be as White as White can possibly be. Since it’s 2008, and it’s no longer socially-acceptable to say “no ma’am, i’m not gonna eva vote for a nigger,” these people want to appear as non-biased as possible to their peers and the pollsters. So when they’re asked, they’ll say “well of course, we’ll vote for Obama-we love Tiger Woods and Blues Music”

But man…it sure is quiet and private inside of that voting booth.

The only thing you can bring with you to vote are your biases–and the best part is nobody has to know who you voted for!

Are you really suprised a Black guy didn’t win in a damn near 100% White State? Pssshaw.

I heard someone say that if it came down to Obama and whichever Republican they nominate, then there will be a flood of Blacks storming the voting booths to put one of their own in the White House. This is half-logic. While there may be an uptick in Black participation due to Barak, we are only 13% of the population. Yes, 13%. Think about how many White people would–simply in attempt to PREVENT a Black president–have a renewed interest in voting all of a sudden. White people account for 70% of the population. Do the math: Lets say 1% of the Black population…. 390,000…people decide to vote for Obama all of a sudden. Then 1% of Whites decide to vote for anyone BUT Obama…2.1 Million people.

Good Luck Bro!

Here I am wasting all my time trying to weed thru the empty presidential candidate promises, half-truths, and misinformation to pick someone I could support—and it turns out the decision has already been made for me.

That’s right. Walker Texas Ranger has spoken. Now, I’m fully aware of how utterly ridiculous ‘President Huckabee’ sounds–but have you ever been kicked in the face? Let us never forget who really runs shit.