$64 million, 4 wins and 6 losses later…

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^negro please.

My stellar research team just alerted me to this dude making Carl Peterson and the rest of the Chiefs look like even bigger idiots for signing him to that massive contract. While the rest of the team is trying to figure out if they can win any more games the rest of the season with mediocre players, King Pink is ballin out of control in New York when he’s supposed to be rehabbing his shitty ankle. Once again, Pink doesn’t care if the team wins or loses, and he made that clear when he held out in the beginning of the year…3.5 yards per carry and 3 TD’s, Pink? Maybe instead of coonin’ it up in New York you should be doing some damn drills.

Has anyone ever seen all this dude’s teeth out like this? He mopes around KC like the whole world is against him–which they pretty much are at this point considering his lack of production, ‘whoa is me’ demeanor, and his local ‘rapping.’ Damn we shoulda traded him when he was worth shit.

Also, why does Brodie Croyle look like a 14-year old to me?

4 Responses to “$64 million, 4 wins and 6 losses later…”

  1. emawkc Says:

    I’ve never even heard of a grown man named “Brodie”.

  2. h8torade Says:

    I’d like to shag Brodie’s wife…..

  3. F Says:

    what the hell is everyone’s obsession with her? Am I by myself in thinking that she’s pretty standard-issue?

  4. wtfitzine.com Says:

    Go Larry! It’s your birthday!

    Or, you know, Tuesday. Whatever.

    Dude has not smiled like this since the last time Jay-Z let him watch.

    Nice velvet, buddy.

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