DELCAMBRE, La. - Sag your britches somewhere else, this Cajun-country town has decided. Mayor Carol Broussard said he would sign an ordinance the town council approved this week setting penalties of up to six months in jail and a $500 fine for being caught in pants that show undergarments or certain parts of the body.

Say it what ever you want, I’m ready for this dumb shit to end. At this point I’m willing to bet there’s a correlation between the degree of the sagging and the IQ level. Odds are the further your waist is from the top of your pants, the stupider you are. Why are people hanging on to fads started by prison bitches and that require them to constantly hold up their pants? If you don’t mind only having one free hand–do you mind having to duck waddle everywhere?

I blame women for dudes walking around like this. Why? All it takes is one group of cute girls in every city to start ridiculing boys waddling around like this publicly, and this will disappear faster than crystal meth around trailer trash. I could give a damn WHY you do it, just stop.

Can we PLEASE let this shit die?

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