Now we ALL know that this Paris shit is hilarious. I laughed out loud at the thought of the look on that talentless broads’ face when they made her squat and cough like the rest of the ‘vacationers’ at the ‘ol county clink. This thing really took off today, when I guess they came and got her ass from her house and re-clinked her. Increase hilarious level, please and thanks.

Oh, and this is a week after Sarah Silverman shat on her at the MTV Awards while Paris was sitting there looking near tears. Only problem is, MUCH more important things were going on. While the entire country was concerned about what some standard issue rich White girl was doing, Peter Pace–the highest-ranking U.S. military official as Chairman of the Joint chiefs–was replaced.

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The Bushies knew he wouldn’t have made it out the coming Senate Confirmation hearing alive. He seems to be the latest to lose his job because of this administrations’ lack of anything resuming the slightest inkling of foresight, insight or planning or management or strategy or intelligence in regards to the Iraq quagmire. Anyways, CNN and MSNBC among others interrupted their coverage of this very important event to live HELICOPTER feeds of this this broad being taken to jail. Again. With obvious rushing and yelling off camera, MSNBC cut away from an interview with Colonel Rick Francona on the Defense Secretary replacing the Joint Chiefs Chairman Peter Pace, to show Paris Hilton leaving her house in West Hollywood to attend court.

I never like being reminded that this country is full of idiots who watch other idiots in their spare time. Oh and by the way Paris…watch out for your corn hole.

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