Coonery of the Year Finalist:

I’m not sure if I’m late to the party–or if I’m just getting old–but when did this shit become acceptable? I saw one of these videos the other day (yes, there are several), and I honestly thought they were joking. As I watched, I became more and more mortified that these coons were serious. I also noticed that they’re only getting clowned on about a 1:10 ratio on the comments. WTF?
‘X2C’, ‘Pressure’, ‘Pipelaya’, and ‘Relentless’…i dunno if they’re trying to be male strippers or what. They all say that they’re ‘mixed’ with something. Coon please, I been to Alabama–and it’s safe to say that the ‘mixing’ with Black people there was filtered out a loooooong time ago.When did a bunch of bird-chested dudes from Alabama overplaying their stroke become sexy? Did I fall asleep for a decade? Seriously–this is the gayest shit ever. There are all types of (presumably) females commenting on ‘how sexy’ they are, and wondering if they can get at them on MySpace.
I really didn’t think that perpetuating the hypersexual Black male stereotype in your mom’s house was cool. I really think that this speaks to how exponentially stupid and impressionable this next generation is. I place most of the blame on these girls who continue to jock these coons as if they’re the coming of Jesus. Dudes will do whatever the hell girls say if they think it’s gonna lead to ass.
Super Ghey = dry humping your parents’ couch with three good ‘friends.’ (no Akon)
May 20th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
I was just practicing their moves on my new sofa from Nebraska Furniture Mart when Mrs. H8torade came upstairs…..now she won’t talk to me…..I thought this shit was suppose to turn the ladies on!